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Josh: I feel like it would be tough to date as a mermaid because I feel like if you're dating non-mermaids, whoever you're dating just assume you're gonna a lot of mouth stuff without a lot of the reciprocity. And that seems unfair to you. I feel like they should at least ask. 

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Transcriber's note: Alice Fraser refers to the author as male with "his" in this advert. In a future episode, Alice denies knowledge of the sexuality of the author. []
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