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After the UK, the worlds oldest and most powerful monarchical empire fell into anarchy after strong public opposition to a recently introduced punitive tax on pringles. Roaming motorcycle gangs of Cornish Republicans tore into the parliament building and ferociously wheelied Her Majesty The Queen, all powerful ruler of Britannia and gods representative on earth to death. Following a quick viking burial and a 70 year mourning period, fascistic interim leader Andy Zaltzman grew tired of ultimate unquestionable power and called a democratic election. Although John Oliver rigged the election by filling in 125 million postal votes for his Neo-Nazi Mandatory Head Protection Party, he accidentally sent them all to the Daventry constituency and therefore under the hilarious FPTP system only won one seat. Making David Cameron's Conservatives the largest party in parliament with only 6.4% of the vote.




Fuck you Chris